![]() She’s just a really, really bad heterosexual.’ And it takes a special kind of daughter to describe her mother’s sexual orientation in the following terms: ‘Not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian. How often do you find the word ‘father’ and the phrase ‘high-quality pussy’ in the same paragraph? Right, not very. There’s a reason he got all that high-quality pussy-except for the Miss Louisiana thing, and anyone can make one mistake. When it comes to her family’s dirty laundry-of which there are piles and piles lying around, hopelessly soiled-she’s not what you’d call the soul of discretion: Other than that, though, she’s really great: she’s smart as a whip, wickedly funny and she swears like a teamster, whatever that is.Īll the same, I definitely wouldn’t want her for a daughter, or even a distant cousin. ![]() And she’s a recovering alcoholic/drug addict with bipolar disorder and a lavishly messed-up family. But now that I’ve read Wishful Drinking, I kind of want Carrie Fisher for my girlfriend. ![]() When the original Star Wars trilogy came out, I was too young to have nurtured any grotty, pubescent fantasies about Princess Leia (though I guess by the time of Return of the Jedi, I was old enough to be confusedly excited by those harem scenes with Jabba the Hutt). ![]()
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